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Billy read the bible
When he was just a kid
He really dug Jesus
And the groovy things he did
He said when I grow up
I’m gonna be like Jesus too
Cause if you’re like Jesus
There’s nothing you can’t do

But Billy got a bit confused
By the stories that he read
He turns sick people into fish
And fish into cornbread
He turns wine into water
And water into catfood
He says if Jesus was a carpenter
Well Karen was one too

He says it’s hard to walk on water
If you always part the sea
And that being like Jesus just ain’t
All it’s cracked up to be
He says if Barbara Hershey
Is really Mary Magdeline
He’d trade 33 years as Jesus
For just one night of sin

Now that Billy is a holy man
He gave up drinking beer
It was the high life that cost Jesus
Those 17 lost years
Biblical scholars debate
Just where did Jesus go
Billy says he was at Gruene Hall
Drinking and playing dominos

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  • Kent Newsome

  • About

    Kent Newsome (BMI) is a recorded songwriter who has been writing songs for over thirty years. He writes traditional country, alt. country, rock and blues. He has written songs on commercial recordings throughout the United States and Europe.

    If you're looking for songs for your next recording project, please browse our large selection of online, fully produced demos. We have a hit song for your next record.

    This is Kent's music publishing and song demos site. Check out Newsome.Org, his popular tech, music and life blog here.

  • History

    Err Bear Music, Inc. (BMI) (in this case Err rhymes with her) is a publishing company Kent Newsome formed in 1977, when his first song was recorded. Err Bear Music continues to administer the majority of Kent's catalog. If you're looking for some great songs for your next recording project, listen you our full length online demos via the Song Index pages above, or request a demo MP3. We'll send you some great songs for your next record.

    All songs Copyright by the writer or writers set forth thereon.

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