Brown Haired Elevator Girl

When my clock goes off at 6:00
My head’s bout to explode
I shower away my hangover
Then I sadly hit the road

On my way to my office
And a job I don’t like
Then at the elevator
I see her standing there
And everything is all right

Chorus:
Oh brown haired elevator girl
Those buttons you’re pushing are mine
My floor or yours it don’t matter to me
As long as we get there at the same time
This ain’t no beer commercial
I haven’t had a drink since last night
But brown haired elevator girl
You make me high

I dream of her all day long
And lunch can’t come too soon
I have to start riding up and down
A little bit before noon

Cause it’s thirty nine seconds
From her floor to the street
She’s only going to lunch
But I’ve got me a hunch
She’s a little sweet on me

Chorus:
Oh brown haired elevator girl
Those buttons you’re pushing are mine
My floor or yours it don’t matter to me
As long as we get there at the same time
This ain’t no beer commercial
I haven’t had a drink since last night
But brown haired elevator girl
You make me high

Afternoons take forever
I sit and watch the clock
At 4:59 I’m all packed up
I leave at 5:00 on the dot

About 3 out of 4 times
I catch her the first trip
We’re both falling pretty fast
And I’m having a blast
With this up and down courtship

Chorus:
Oh brown haired elevator girl
Those buttons you’re pushing are mine
My floor or yours it don’t matter to me
As long as we get there at the same time
This ain’t no beer commercial
I haven’t had a drink since last night
But brown haired elevator girl
You make me high

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