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Twenty-First Century Blues

Twenty-First Century Blues

My baby started drinking
In the 21st century
She drinks because it fills her up
When she feels so empty
My baby started drinking
In the 21st century
She drinks to all the wasted years
She drinks because of me

Back in the nineteen hundreds
She hardly ever touched a drop
She had a few on New Year’s Eve
And now she just can’t stop
It’s Mary in the morning
A few gin and tonics each night
She’s too far gone to turn back now
I’m too beat up to fight

I’d throw away her bottles
But she’s learned to hide them so well
For every Jack or Jim I find
I miss two Rebel Yells
It breaks my heart to see her
When she’s stumbling around blind
The 21st century blues
They caught her from behind

That old demon alcohol
Has got my baby in it’s grasp
She swears that she will do better
But it don’t ever last
So I’m down to two choices
And I don’t know which one is best
Booze it up or be alone
I’m in an awful mess

So go get me a bottle
I was once known to tip a few
I’d rather be drunk all day long
Than sober without you
We’ll get drunk in the morning
And wasted in the afternoon
I’m a newfangled hell raiser
Not a moment too soon

My baby started drinking
In the 21st century
She drinks because it fills her up
When she feels so empty
My baby started drinking
In the 21st century
She drinks to all the wasted years
She drinks because of me

Copyright Kent Newsome and Ronnie Jeffrey
All Rights Reserved

Turning Up Rose’s

Turning Up Rose’s

This just can’t be my life
That I’m leading these days
It’s a show I’m watching
From a long way away

A black and white picture
One I can barely see
Like another late show
On a worn out TV

Chorus:
Everything was all right
Everything was just fine
Our future was so bright
Oh how she used to shine
They say once you hit bottom
There’s only one way to go
But every time I turn around
Everything keeps turning up Roses

From here in the shadows
I watch her play a new part
I’ve heard those lines before
I know them all by heart

When the show is over
And the curtain goes down
The hero gets the girl
And the loser leaves town

Chorus:
Everything was all right
Everything was just fine
Our future was so bright
Oh how she used to shine
They say once you hit bottom
There’s only one way to go
But every time I turn around
Everything keeps turning up Roses

Bridge:
I’m gonna find me a new town
With more gardens to till
But there’s one thing I know
I’ll never find another flower
Half as sweet as my Rose

Chorus:
Everything was all right
Everything was just fine
Our future was so bright
Oh how she used to shine
They say once you hit bottom
There’s only one way to go
But every time I turn around
Everything keeps turning up Roses

Copyright Kent Newsome and Ronnie Jeffrey
All Rights Reserved

Troubadour

Troubadour

I call myself a troubadour
And I play from town to town
I’m a regular one man band
With that classic country sound

I sell my tapes at all my shows
You get three for fifteen bucks
I used to be the next big thing
Now I’m just a never was

Chorus:
Twenty years ago they told me
That I was taking off
On the way to fame and fortune
I guess that I got lost
Everyone used to tell me
You’re going to be a star
Well I guess this star has faded
Into a country troubadour

I didn’t read the first contract
Some Nashville suit gave to me
Now they tell me all of my songs
Belong to some company

Bridge:
So I play these honky tonks,
County fairs and VFW halls
I sing lots of Hank Snow songs
And the Wabash Cannonball
I can sing lots of Hank Snow songs
And the Wabash Cannonball

It’s not the never making it
That weighs heavy on my soul
It’s too many what could have beens
And all these we’ll never knows

Chorus:
Twenty years ago they told me
That I was taking off
On the way to fame and fortune
I guess that I got lost
Everyone used to tell me
You’re going to be a star
Well I guess this star has faded
Into a country troubadour

Copyright Kent Newsome and Toby Darling
All Rights Reserved

Trash Truck Tragedy

Trash Truck Tragedy

In December when the snow starts to fall
Is a good time to clean both heart and house
So I gathered up her goodbye letters
And I resolved to throw them all out

I put those letters in a big trash bag
With some photographs and a band of gold
If I’m ever going to get over her
It’s in with the new and out with the old

Then I took all my burdens to the curb
In the dark of night so no one could see
That I’ve given up on her coming back
I let the darkness hide my misery

But this morning the trash men let me down
When they let that trash bag fall off their truck
Now my memories scatter in the wind
While I stand here wrapped up in my bad luck

Chorus:
Her goodbye letters blow up and down the street
Caught in trees and the bottom of my neighbors’ feet
All those cold and hard words she wrote
Lying like icicles on the side of the road
A tale of woe for all to read
All thanks to a trash truck tragedy

Boys you better not spend those twenties yet
And I won’t be making cookies this year
My heart is ripped open like that trash bag
All that litter has trashed all my good cheer

I’ll still separate my recyclables
And put out my trash on every trash day
But next time I get my heart broken
I will not throw the evidence away

Bridge:
When it warms up a little I’ll put on my work gloves
And pick up the newspapers, cans and things I once loved
I’ll avoid all the sympathetic glances and stares
Yeah I’ll look right through them like they’re not even there

Chorus:
Her goodbye letters blow up and down the street
Caught in trees and the bottom of my neighbors’ feet
All those cold and hard words she wrote
Lying like icicles on the side of the road
A tale of woe for all to read
All thanks to a trash truck tragedy

Copyright Kent Newsome and Ronnie Jeffrey
All Rights Reserved

Wait on Me (Waitress No. 3)

Wait on Me (Waitress No. 3)

When we met she was a waitress
Over at the Do Drop Inn
I dropped in and she bummed me out
By talking ’bout her boyfriends
She said here are your french fries
I said forget all those guys
She grinned and said
What guys are you talking about

We walked out on the patio
We were gazing at the stars
When truck full of drunk rednecks
Lost control and smashed my car
They took off in a full run
Which is what I should have done
Cause sometimes things
Don’t turn out the way we expect

Chorus:
All of my friends said She’s sweet on you
She gave me extra french fries
And lots of free beer too
Then she called me a cab
Me and my car were smashed
I said are you working tomorrow
If you are I’m coming back
Cause you’re the finest waitress
That I have ever seen
And I have loved a waitress
Won’t you please wait on me
Waitress number three

I woke up the next afternoon
With a waitress on my brain
The worst hangover on record
And a certain hunger pain
I thumbed back to the diner
To grab a bite and find her
I had visions
Of the meals she would cook for me

Chorus:
All of my friends said She’s sweet on you
She gave me extra french fries
And lots of free beer too
Then she called me a cab
Me and my car were smashed
I said are you working tomorrow
If you are I’m coming back
Cause you’re the finest waitress
That I have ever seen
And I have loved a waitress
Won’t you please wait on me
Waitress number three

The folks at the Do Drop Inn
I thought she’d be glad to see me
But she bummed me out again
She said of all my boyfriends
You are only one of them
Guess she wasn’t
Quite as sweet on me as it seemed

Chorus:
All of my friends said She’s sweet on you
She gave me extra french fries
And lots of free beer too
Then she called me a cab
Me and my car were smashed
I said are you working tomorrow
If you are I’m coming back
Cause you’re the finest waitress
That I have ever seen
And I have loved a waitress
Won’t you please wait on me
Waitress number three

Copyright Kent Newsome and Ronnie Jeffrey
All Rights Reserved

Transient Connection

Transient Connection

There’s static on this line
We keep getting cut off
You were saying something
About starting to fall

You said you weren’t looking
But this new love found you
If I’m hearing you right
What it all comes down to

Is that

Chorus:
We’re talking in bits and pieces
In a state of disconnection
It’ll take more than a telephone line
To hold this transient connection

I’m just leaving Austin
On my way to Houston
To ask for one more chance
Lord knows I could use one

If I’m gonna lose you
I’ll do it in person
Of all the ways to go
This must be the worse one

Because

Chorus: We’re talking in bits and pieces
In a state of disconnection
It’ll take more than a telephone line
To hold this transient connection

Bridge:
Maybe we can still get it together
We’ll never know unless we try
I’m sorry I’ve been hard to talk to
Are you still there, hello
Baby, please don’t say goodbye

Chorus:
We’re talking in bits and pieces
In a state of disconnection
It’ll take more than a telephone line
To hold this transient connection

Copyright Kent Newsome and Ronnie Jeffrey
All Rights Reserved

Traces of Me

Traces of Me

We’ve been here many times before
A hundred times, a million ways
That end up with you telling me we’re through
But when you walk away
From something you love
Part of it remains with you

Chorus:
I won’t try to change your mind
If you think you have to be free
But sometime when you feel the glow
Of a lingering memory
Like a thousand times before you’ll know
It’s just traces of me

You say that I’m holding you back
And that you’ve been feeling fenced in
We must have crossed that bridge a million times
Well here we go again
I can play my part
I have memorized my lines

Chorus:
I won’t try to change your mind
If you think you have to be free
But sometime when you feel the glow
Of a lingering memory
Like a thousand times before you’ll know
It’s just traces of me

Bridge:
We have a long history
Of you leaving me
But even when you’re gone
I’m never alone
I can always hold on to
Those traces of you

Chorus:
I won’t try to change your mind
If you think you have to be free
But sometime when you feel the glow
Of a lingering memory
Like a thousand times before you’ll know
It’s just traces of me

Copyright Kent Newsome and Ronnie Jeffrey
All Rights Reserved

Tobacco Road

Tobacco Road

My family has farmed this land
For damn near a hundred years
We made these rocky fields fertile
With lots of blood, sweat and tears

Now you tell me we have to leave
Because the bank foreclosed our loan
That some paper gives you the right
To take the only thing we own

Chorus:
The school books say cotton was king
But we both know that is a joke
The only king there’s ever been
Is the one that grows on Tobacco Road

We always planted tobacco
Cause the government told us to
Now they pulled all the subsidies
And filed a bunch of lawsuits

Now we have these tobacco wars
Fought by some lawyers on TV
They aren’t hurting R.J. Reynolds
But they’re killing farmers like me

Chorus:
The school books say cotton was king
But we both know that is a joke
The only king there’s ever been
Is the one that grows on Tobacco Road

Copyright Kent Newsome and Bob Clay
All Rights Reserved

Threeway Freeway

Threeway Freeway

He thought for sure it would be allright
Their logic was sound
Without any doubt
But something got lost
In the translation friends
Between that hotel room
And the line where friendship ends
He said it would be OK
That it would be good for both of them
But now all he feels is bad
Whenever she touches him

Chorus:
That old threeway freeway
Has taken an unexpected toll on him
It’s written on a cave wall somewhere
That it’s no fun to be on the other end

He made her promise to telephone
When they got checked in
If they are just friends
Why doesn’t he believe
All that bullshit they said
I guess his dust bowl heart
Trumped his polygamous head
She said it would be allright
That it was an artificial line
One that somebody else drew
He thinks he understands why

Chorus:
That old threeway freeway
Has taken an unexpected toll on him
It’s written on a cave wall somewhere
That it’s no fun to be on the other end

Once you’ve been on that threeway freeway
There’s no exit ramp
That can take you back
To the place you left
And even if it could
They won’t remember you
The way you once hoped they would
They thought it would be just fine
Because there was no betrayal, though
He wishes she had just lied
Because then he wouldn’t know

Chorus:
That old threeway freeway
Has taken an unexpected toll on him
It’s written on a cave wall somewhere
That it’s no fun to be on the other end

Copyright Kent Newsome and Ronnie Jeffrey
All Rights Reserved

Three Angels

Three Angels

Momma died last year
Jose went back to the ocean
We’ve grown short on good memories
Around here these days
No more home cooked meals
No more heartstrings to pull on
Just the same old garden path
Leading into the gray

Chorus:
It took three angels to guide me
Out of the woods and up the walk
To a place that looks like home
They speak to me softly
With kind, familiar voices
Three angels, three chances
And three bad choices

When I was a child
There were biscuits on the table
Grass to cut and sins to chase me
Where I shouldn’t go
One day I woke up
With no one left to save me
The yard’s full of widow’s weeds
I can’t find my hoe

Chorus:
It took three angels to guide me
Out of the woods and up the walk
To a place that looks like home
They speak to me softly
With kind, familiar voices
Three angels, three chances
And three bad choices

I’ve heard angels wail
About higher roads not taken
Songs that echo with bad timing
Like coon dogs at night
There’s something out there
Haunting those woods like a ghost
Wide-eyed for lost salvation
Staring into the light

Bridge:
A community raises a child
Two women lead him astray
Three angels bring him back home
But nothing can make him stay

Chorus:
It took three angels to guide me
Out of the woods and up the walk
To a place that looks like home
They speak to me softly
With kind, familiar voices
Three angels, three chances
And three bad choices

Copyright Kent Newsome and Ronnie Jeffrey
All Rights Reserved

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    Kent Newsome (BMI) is a recorded songwriter who has been writing songs for over thirty years. He writes traditional country, alt. country, rock and blues. He has written songs on commercial recordings throughout the United States and Europe.

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  • History

    Err Bear Music, Inc. (BMI) (in this case Err rhymes with her) is a publishing company Kent Newsome formed in 1977, when his first song was recorded. Err Bear Music continues to administer the majority of Kent's catalog. If you're looking for some great songs for your next recording project, listen you our full length online demos via the Song Index pages above, or request a demo MP3. We'll send you some great songs for your next record.

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