A co-write with Chuck Brown. He released it on his record Suspended Disbelief.

Popeye always got the girl
Cause he ate his vegetables
Me and Bluto got beat up
And felt sorry for ourselves

Chorus:
I’m stuck in a Saturday morning world
I wish I could find me a cartoon girl
Somebody draw me a picture
I don’t want to be alone
Oh where have all the cartoon girls gone

I named my dog Scooby Doo
Cause he was a loser’s friend
He doesn’t mind my long hair
And the stubble on my chin

Chorus:
I’m stuck in a Saturday morning world
I wish I could find me a cartoon girl
Somebody draw me a picture
I don’t want to be alone
Oh where have all the cartoon girls gone

I could love Veronica
But you know she’s Archie’s girl
When folks think you’re a Jughead
It can be a cold hard world

Chorus:
I’m stuck in a Saturday morning world
I wish I could find me a cartoon girl
Somebody draw me a picture
I don’t want to be alone
Oh where have all the cartoon girls gone

Wilma has a heart of gold
But I’m still a Betty man
If I was the Professor
You know I’d choose Mary Ann

Chorus:
I’m stuck in a Saturday morning world
I wish I could find me a cartoon girl
Somebody draw me a picture
I don’t want to be alone
Oh where have all the cartoon girls gone

© Kent Newsome and Chuck Brown